S07 E01 — The Storytellers
Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert; a traveler checks into an unconventional hotel; the weirdos discover a store that specializes in bedding and home beauty products.

S07 E02 — Carrie Dates a Hunk
Fred doesn't dig Carrie's beau; Drew and Andy ask about men; Melanie and Lars buy a rug.

S07 E03 — Fred's Cell Phone Company
Fred starts a business; Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love; Drew and Andy plan a funeral; Nina gives Lance a massage chair.

S07 E04 — Separation Anxiety
Toni and Candace retire; Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies; rats consider the charms of squirrels.

S07 E05 — Amore
Fred has a marriage arranged; a school hires a bully to teach children grit; a man keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

S07 E06 — Friend Replacement
Carrie looks for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet; Drew and Andy host a film festival; Gavin opens an elaborate box set.

S07 E07 — Portland Secedes
Fred and Carrie help Portland secede; the eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest; Dave and Kath leave notes on cars.

S07 E08 — Ants
Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation; the mayor tries to break a world record; Time Tailors evaluate a man's schedule.

S07 E09 — Passenger Rating
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating; an actor teaches a boss how to fire employees; the National Small Talk Convention takes place.

S07 E10 — Misunderstood Miracles
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control; Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights; Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage; a couple explains alcohol to their adult son; Fred discovers models.

S08 E01 — Riot Spray
Spyke gets his old band back together; podcasters investigate a police station; Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home; Brendan and Michelle consider buying a van.

S08 E02 — Shared Workspace
Toni and Candace get involved in healthcare; Peter and Nance deal with a sushi situation; Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm; a single guy interrupts a couples' dinner.

S08 E03 — No Thank You
Fred and Carrie help Rachel navigate dating apps; Kathleen and Dave take on an escape room; Doug gives his friends benefit fatigue; Andy and Drew swear off women; Joey tries therapy.

S08 E04 — Abracadabra
Nina and Lance tell how they met; Peter and Nance look forward to breakfast; a couple uses distraction cancelling glasses; Malcolm and Kris get involved at a community meeting.

S08 E05 — Open Relationship
Doug and Claire try an open relationship; Shannon gets help parallel parking; a company uses VR for a meeting; the Mayor waits for a helicopter; Fred steps on a snail.

S08 E06 — You Do You
Sandra discovers she can have it all; Jamie's co-workers help her get over a cold; Fred and Carrie prepare for a natural disaster; Kathleen and Dave learn how to take photo booth pictures.

S08 E07 — Most Pro City
The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity; text message drama unfolds during a business meeting; activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day; drivers communicate via hand signals.

S08 E08 — Peter Follows P!nk
Peter and Nance interact with celebrities on social media; Fred gives Carrie a rock n' roll remodel; James rides his bike to work; Gil and George say hello to Toni and Candace.

S08 E09 — Long Way Back
The Weirdos lose their favorite trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city; Malcolm and Kris visit their pediatrician; Peter and Nance wonder why they've never been hacked; Fred and Carrie just give up.

S08 E10 — Rose Route
The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon; Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts; Candace's house guest Dolly quickly becomes her new best friend.

S01 E01 — Farm
Peter and Nance go to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane; restroom policy.

S01 E02 — A Song for Portland
Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland; Toni and Candace help a student at the Feminist Bookstore.

S01 E03 — Aimee
Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann; Spike decides it's over; Coffee Land.

S01 E04 — Mayor Is Missing
Much to their dismay, Fred and Carrie learn the Mayor has gone missing so they begin a frantic search for him.

S01 E05 — Blunderbuss
A new music and film festival takes over Portland and Fred, Carrie and all of Portland gets swept up in the excitement.

S01 E06 — Baseball
The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team; an artisanal light bulb maker.

S02 E01 — Mixologist
Fred and Carrie decide to venture outside of Portland and along the way they learn about the special art of love.

S02 E02 — One Moore Episode
Fred and Carrie become obsessed with "Battlestar Galactica" and try to get the cast to make a new episode; Allergy Pride Parade; Artisan Knot Shop.

S02 E03 — Cool Wedding
Spyke and Irys want an unconventional wedding; Toni and Candace have a book signing; dropped iPhone; no bag at the supermarket.

S02 E04 — Grover
Brendan and Michelle try to get their son into a prestigious preschool; Keith and Dave take their rescued dog to a dog park.

S02 E05 — Cops Redesign
The mayor of Portland asks Fred and Carrie for their help to give the police force a much-needed makeover.

S02 E06 — Cat Nap
After achieving success by including their cat in their band, "Cat Nap" is kidnapped by an obsessed fan.

S02 E07 — Motorcycle
Peter and Nance try to spice things up in their love life after someone calls Peter an old man; moving a harp.

S02 E08 — Feminist Bookstore 10th Anniversary
A 10th anniversary party is thrown for Toni and Candace at the Feminist Bookstore, but a surprise guest shows up with her boyfriend.

S02 E09 — No Olympics
Fred and Carrie convince the Mayor that the Olympics should be barred from Portland but quickly change their minds once they meet Olympian Greg Louganis.

S02 E10 — Brunch Village
Peter, Nance, Fred, Carrie, the Mayor and most of the city of Portland find a new brunch spot which annoys Toni and Candace.

S03 E01 — Winter in Portlandia
It's wintertime in Portlandia and Peter and Nance struggle to keep off winter weight by cutting pasta from their diets; Candace's son visits Women and Women First bookstore for the holidays; a couple tries to keep their food cart in business.

S03 E03 — Missionaries
The Mayor sends Fred and Carrie on a door-to-door mission to Seattle to recruit new citizens for Portland; pedicab driver hustles for clients; Peter and Nance prepare for the opening of their Bed and Breakfast with a visit to The Doily Shoppe.

S03 E04 — Nina's Birthday
Nina goes to great lengths to throw an extravagant 32nd birthday party for herself. The day-long event is set to include activities ranging from horseback rides to sunrise yoga that will last well into the night. The party turns into a Tapas Dinner.

S03 E05 — Squiggleman
Concerned parents Brendan and Michelle start a band that makes kids music; The Portland Nerd Council issues a Public Service Announcement; Malcom and Kris have an uncomfortable lunch at a vegan restaurant. The Feminist Bookstore hosts a comedy night.

S03 E06 — Off the Grid
Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid; a dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland; musicians compete in a Battle of the Gentle Bands.

S03 E07 — The Temp
A temp worker hopes to turn her stint as Interim Mayor of Portland into a full-time job with Fred and Carrie's help; a wedding is interrupted; local baristas draft a coffee shop manifesto; Kath and Dave struggle to find a table at a restaurant.

S03 E08 — Soft Opening
Peter and Nance practice hosting friends at the soft opening of their bed and breakfast; a magazine features a local furniture maker in their Man Issue; steampunks attend a convention; Fred takes a love interest on a bold third date.

S03 E09 — Alexandra
The City of Portland is overrun with art projects; Fred and Carrie's relationship is complicated by their roommate Alexandra; a movie theater sells artisanal concessions. Kath and Dave are concerned about the coyotes in their neighborhood.

S03 E10 — No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge
The Rats decide to move out of their newly-gentrified neighborhood; first-time parents read various child-rearing books; Gavin and his girlfriend go to the movies; Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.

S03 E11 — Blackout
Electricity is shut off for the entire city as a result of unpaid bills at the Mayor's office; Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast.

S04 E01 — Sharing Finances
A young woman is haunted by very smart ghosts; Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another; Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes; Sandra finally finds a soul mate; Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.

S04 E02 — Ecoterrorists
Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night's sleep.

S04 E03 — Celery
A celery salesman goes to great lengths to have celery become more popular; 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets; The Order Grill is open for lunch; Carrie declares social bankruptcy; a fed up office worker wants to become a gutter punk.

S04 E04 — Pull-Out King
A punk from the 1980s wakes up from a coma; an e-mail goes neglected; Nina has surprising news for Lance; Malcolm and Kris tailgate a "Prairie Home Companion" live show; Carrie dates a tax lawyer.

S04 E05 — Spyke Drives
Nance is driven to the emergency room; Gavin questions a singer; Fred and Carrie have a garage sale; dinner guests are held hostage.

S04 E06 — Bahama Knights
Carrie and Fred go home after a concert; Fred has an idea for a music documentary; Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights and his ex-wife who is the lead singer.

S04 E07 — Trailblazers
Toni and Candace coach a dance team; Kickstarter videos compete at a Film Festival; Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers' dance team.

S04 E08 — Late in Life Drug Use
Mr. Mayor plans a parade; Brendan decides to try drugs; Carrie's brother visits with his new boyfriend.

S04 E09 — 3D Printer
Mr. Mayor uncovers Portland's official 3D printer; Lance and Nina's lizard dies; Santa worries about the future of Christmas.

S04 E10 — Getting Away
Toni and Candace lead a feminist retreat for women in New Beaverton, Ohio; Peter and Nance go on a walking tour.